| MY TASK IS TO MAKE KIDS BELEIVE IN SANTA BUT SECRETLY DESPISE HIM WITH MUH ELFGANGSTAZ CREW. its for the sake of the future, the kids beleive in santa, therefore theyll fear the naughty list, therefore they will be good and not be currupt and run us over when were old. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~   
  
CRYSTAL MISUNDERSTANDS ME AND MY TASK!! -------I am an ELF who worked for santa, which you shood beleive, but not anymore because of his death one day when he fell off his roof.. scroll down to learn what happened to him. ---------------- join me in my elfmanship, santas kinda odd, but youve gotta admit, the elfs are pretty gangsta , crystal has me all wrong, im not for that fat man who fits through chimenies, im all for the hip elfs!! join me with my gangsta elf crew!!! aFter all i do have my own site to support my cause!! *one cold christams eve when santa and his deers where going through skiatook ,*rudolph led the rest of the deer to far off the roof *santa was abandoned there on the chimeney, his fat a jiggle *frozen til daylight when he fell off like a sikkle *so the elfs where left there in the northpole, alone to decide ,*who'd be da one, to be in charge, and who would lead his side ,*they chose me, to be, a ELF GANGSTA! *ELF GANGSTA *so here i am looking fo the peeps who can join me to steal all the kids cookies, presents, and ride the captive mooses from the zoo, help peeps become vegetarians so they wont get too many keetones in they're pancreous which can cause diabetes- you know thats y santa got fat cuz he was diabetic!!!!~ <3amber(elf)---------------------just think about it, beleive in santa who USED to be real but dont tell the children because if you do then they'll not watch the christmas shows before christmas, instead they will be currupt by watching south park at night, which will lead them to fighting and when your a tired old lady trying to cross a road, all those evil currupt once-children-but-now-60-year-olds-and-theyre-children will just run right over you!! you think about that i sent this to crystal: (THE NON SANTA BELEIVER)---------ha fool----------------i dont believe in santa, im an abandoned elve. but they call us the *gangsta elvez*--------------------santa died a fat old man on a chimeney after roldolph left him. so therefore he died, leaving us to sit at the northpole with no more naughty or nice lists.---------------------santa is a fat diabetic maniac.---------you know whos scarier though? SNUFFLES the teddy bear, think about it, all of a sudden he appears in your house, and hes always behind a towel or hidden behind something laughfing at you like he knows sumthin u dont. -and if hes not hidding behind sumthin hes creeping aorund everywhere prepared to jump out at you to say your towels clean, but i bet he just sprays poison all over it or poison ivy..... and when he laughfs his hand is covering his mouth, maybe he wants to hide his ferocious razor sharp teeth? iono <3blah194 <3amber------------<3gangsta elf-----------ps we just want all the kids to keep beleiving in santa so before christmas theyll watch christmas episodes rather than getting currupted by south park eppisodes. if they beleive, they fear the naughty list... ------------really join my side, i have cookies i made- thne ones that look like cornbread that i had at lunch and everyone wanted.. jocelyn loves them..    
   
    
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